So in one week, at approx 3pm, I will officially be on holidays for two whole weeks. I almost bursting at the seams being so excited. It has been a long time since I have taken two weeks off in a row.

What I am doing? … spending that time with my man. He is a bit young, a little too short but I am in love. For two weeks, Jake (my 7-yr old nephew) will be tearing up the town … have a lot of things planned.

Here is the problem … I don’t have kids, I don’t even pretend to understand them. Having said that, I am a bit nervous as I don’t want to bring him back to his parents – broken or mental scared in someway or learning a bunch more swear words. Here’s hoping that doesn’t happen.

As always, I will be blogging my experiences … making sure I have it in print, you know, should I ever decide to have children – I will look back at this and SCREAM.