So, today is Day One. I went out and found the elusive Litter Kwitter and immediately bought it (I am out $52.47, so this better work). After bringing it home, I ripped open the box – ok, so to those who actually know me, that is a lie, allow me to rephrase – I carefully opened the box and removed the contents ever so gently so to preserve the box. Izzy and I sat down and began to examine the contents. Basically, it comes with three different ‘rings’ that fit over the toilet and each of these rings have different size holes in it – the reason being, Izzy can stand on the first ‘covered’ ring and not fall into the toilet (because that would be bad … or really really funny). As I replace the whole ring with the ones with holes, she must learn to balance herself on the toilet.

Sounds simple enough (ya, famous last words).

As I sit here, reviewing the items and the instructions (it comes with a DVD and YES, I did watch it) … I think to myself ‘would this contraption work on the male human species’, would this devise help them ‘learn’ to pee in the toilet and not either down the sides or on the floor beside.

hmmmmmmmmm

I thought I would ask one of my male friends on what he thought and if it would help him. He just looked at me, rolled his eyes and walked away.

What does that mean?!?!?!?!?

Anyway, when I felt like I had it all figured it all out, I began the task of moving the litterbox into the bathroom. As I hauled it out of it’s spot, Izzy just sat and looked at me and I SWEAR she said – ‘WTF’? As I staired at her, I started laughing – she just looked at me, turned around, stuck her tail up in the air and walked away.

And I thought this was going to be easy … silly me.

WHAT THE F$#& WAS I THINKING …